Disney for the Criminally Insane

I’m wondering if such a place exits, because if it does, that’s where we’re going to be vacationing in just one short week.  Yep, in only one week, we will pile into the family van and cram as many of our personal belongings in there with us as we possibly can, and we’ll begin the trek across the country to the happiest place on earth.

Maybe going to Disney won’t make us crazy.  Maybe we’re already nuts.  Seriously.  We will be traveling with a 14-year-old, an 11-year-old, a 7-year-old, and two 2-year-olds.  Oh yeah, and as if we weren’t already nuts enough, we also invited our daughters’ friend to tag along.  Yep, eight of us piling into the ol’ 8-passenger van, surrounded with pillows and blankies and drippy sippy cups and kids who whine every 15 minutes about how much longer it could possibly take to get there.
But, we’ll be on our way to see Mickey himself, traveling to a childhood mecca on a trek that could quite possibly lead to the adults on the trip being institutionalized.  But, by golly, before they lock us up, we’ll gear up with mouse-ear hats and winky-blinky necklaces and t-shirts and anything else we could possibly spend money on.  We’re guessing it’s good that we just go ahead and skip straight to the insanity part…so that we don’t ever actually realize how much money they gouge out of us in the meantime.
Disney, here we come!

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