To those of you who are not Tolkien fans, well first of all, fooey!, but also you should totally check out Lord of the Rings. I know, I know—old news. But something has recently brought Smeagol to the front of my mind. So I’d like to review what I know about Smeagol (Gollum). Because I sort of know someone like him.
He’s sort of either bone-white or sallow. (Eww, right?)
He tends to keep such things as goblin teeth and pieces of bat wings in his pockets. I have not yet confirmed this about the person I know and to whom I am comparing Smeagol, but I would not be surprised to find out that my own real-life Smeagol carries such things around.
He is emaciated and gaunt. Yep. Moving right along.
He has a split personality.
Oh Ma Gawd, I know Smeagol! Is this something I can report to America’s Most Wanted or something?