Me: I need to go to Vegas for my certification. We can go together and make it a vacation.
Jason: Ok. I can entertain myself in Vegas while you are busy. There are lots of waffles there.
Me: Sounds good to me. But why do you want waffles in Vegas?
Jason: I didn’t say ‘waffles,’ dumbass. Why would I want waffles in Vegas?
Me: Not sure, but if you want waffles, you should get them.
Jason: I said ‘brothels.’ There are lots of BROTHELS in Vegas. I could entertain myself. Har. Har.
Me: Maybe you should stick with waffles.
Jason: So no brothels?
Me: Um, no.