And thus went the conversation between Jason and me. Experience the profoundness:
Him: I bet Batman gets it all the time.
Me: (snorting) Huh?
Him: I mean, with that suit and those skills, you KNOW he gets it every day.
Me: (rolling eyes) NO he doesn’t.
Him: Of course he does. He’s a superhero. And he has a cape. Done deal.
Me: Doesn’t matter. He still doesn’t get it every day. That’s ridiculous.
Him: It wouldn’t even have to be the same girl. They probably line up for him. He is Bruce Freaking Wayne.
Me: He may be Bruce Freaking Wayne, but that suit makes his balls smell.
Him: So what? Does that even matter?
Me: Hell yeah, it matters.
Him: Well, what about Superman?
Me: Nope, he runs around in his underwear. Not even close to getting it every day.
Him: No way you are telling me Spidey and Thor and all those guys are NOT getting it all the time.
Me: Wait just a minute. You never said anything about Thor. That’s different. He’s in a totally different league. Thor totally gets it whenever he wants.
Him: You are crazy.
The moral of the story is that I may be in-freaking-sane, BUT show me a dude who’s chiseled and tossing around that hammer, and I’m just sayin’ I’m stayin’ for the party. Also, Batman is NOT getting it every day, and that heavy-assed suit can in NO WAY be odor resistant.